tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985647711889728412024-02-19T17:15:45.393-08:00Caught w/ StringWriting. Debauchery. Cats.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger119125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3298564771188972841.post-17983840594962363412014-08-14T08:38:00.001-07:002014-08-14T08:38:23.356-07:00Ohai, all. Newsies and so on . . .
A short story on the way from Joyland. Publication date TBA, but the little asshole's got a miniature replica of Hiroshima in it.
Finished first draft of novel. Have started rewriting it.
I've started dicking around with screenwriting, something I've always wanted to do, since my favourite things about storytelling - structure and dialogue - are pretty much what screenplays are.
I wrote a TV pilot called Spanked! about an underachieving accountant whose live is turned upside down when his new client turns out to be a dominatrix. I work better with deadlines, so I decided to enter it into a contest. The results are in: Spanked! made the quarterfinals, making it one of the top 25 (out of 300+ entries). Great. Encouraging. Begeinner's luck . . . ?
Deets: http://www.scriptapaloozatv.com/winners/
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Anyway. Updates on the subject of writing . . . <br />
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<li>The current ish of The New Quarterly has two of my stories ("The Perfect Man for My Husband," about a woman whose terminally ill husband comes out of the closet, and "A Perfect Replica of the Ceiling of the Sistine Chapel," about a kid whose best friend's dad turns out to be the neighbourhood pedophile), plus a picture of me, plus an Afterword, in it. </li>
<li>I wrote this historical short story about the chess playing robot Turk from like the 1900s; the Masters Review selected it for their anthology of emerging American voices (which is weird, because I'm not American).</li>
<li>I won the Deborah Slosberg Memorial Prize in Poetry, from UMASS Amherst, and this is a funny thing, because I don't really write much poetry.</li>
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I think that's everything. Well, it isn't everything, but the OTHER THING that's good news hasn't been announced yet, so I can't tell you what it is, but something has been selected for a kind of something prize that comes once a year, like Santa Claus. </div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3298564771188972841.post-36938667650659312432014-02-12T17:08:00.000-08:002014-02-12T17:09:38.854-08:00Ohai, good stuff.Ohai. Here are some things that have been happening / will happen.<p>
Some goodness in the upcoming Spring issue of <a href="http://www.tnq.ca">The New Quarterly</a>, including my short story, "A Perfect Replica of the Sistine Chapel," and my other short story, "The Perfect Man for My Husband," an afterword, in which I talk about where the stories came from and so on, and an author photo that is neither a selfie nor a picture of me naked. <p>
I've been nominated for the <a href="www.pushcartprize.com">Pushcart Prize</a>, so that's sort of a big deal. I've got three stories up for it.<p>
If you're up in Seattle for <a href="https://www.awpwriter.org/">AWP</a>, <a href="http://mcneesereview.com/">The McNeese Review</a>, which has a story of mine in it (and a story of Richard Bausch!), will be released. <p>
Speaking of releasing, I'll be manning the <a href="www.umass.edu/juniperinstitute">Juniper Summer Writing Institute</a> table at AWP, so stop by and smell my hair. I'm the assistant director and can answer questions about why I don't have any friends. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3298564771188972841.post-14009873333768771672013-12-11T19:42:00.000-08:002013-12-11T19:57:14.256-08:00Holiday CheerUpdates for the holidays. <p>
One, my short story "Up, Away, Here, Gone," about hot air balloons, solving a mystery, and Claude Levi-Strauss, appears <a href="http://route9litmag.com/post/69165163870/up-away-here-gone">here</a>, in Route Nine, a New England journal affiliated with the UMASS-Amherst MFA program. <p>
I did a reading there, at Flying Object, the nexus of Massachusetts literary stuff this past weekend.<p>
The story's also been taken by the anthology <a href="http://www.hiddenbrookpress.com/Book-TheyHaveToTakeYouIn.html">They Have To Take You In</a>, published in the future by Hidden Brook Press. <p>
Two, <a href="www.stpetersburgreview.com">The St. Petersburg</a> Review is going to be hitting stores in January. It has my story "Remission" in it. Somehow Daniil Kharms is also in the same issue, returning from the grave to haunt us all. <p>
Can't remember if I mentioned this, but <a href="www.tnq.ca">The New Quarterly</a> has scooped up "An Exact Replica of the Sistine Chapel," another story, after a million years of rejecting stuff I've sent them. So, you know. Keep on trucking. They'll also be running a blip on their blog about what I'm reading. The answer at the time was <i>The Unprofessionals</i> by Julie Hecht. <p>
<a href="http://eventmags.com/">EVENT</a> will be running my review of <i>Into the Abyss</i> and <i>Antarctica: An Amundsen Journal</i>, in their upcoming issue. Also apparently poems by Helen Guri, who writes good stuff. <p>
That should do it. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3298564771188972841.post-5770854059566925112013-10-26T07:21:00.000-07:002013-10-26T07:38:25.986-07:00Mess of Updates / Flan.Hello, little blog. I'm writing on you from New England, where I live now. So if you were wondering why you haven't seen me half naked on the street, singing 'Old Grey Mare Just Ain't What She Used to Be' to pay for the outrageously pricey TTC costs in Toronto, it's because I'm here. <P>
Anyway, some notes. <P>
I just received a copy of <a href="thepilotproject.ca">The Pilot Pocketbook</a>, which has a story I wrote in it. I encourage you to buy a copy. The quality of this little fucker is unreal. <p>
Going through proofs for the issue of the <a href="www.stpetersburgreview.com">St. Petersburg Review</a>. They're publishing my oncology ward romance story. I mentioned this before, but so many of my literary heroes have appeared in SPR, like George Saunders. So. Will keep you posted about that. <P>
Who knows if I can say this, but since I signed the contract, fuck it. <a href="www.tnq.ca">The New Quarterly</a> will be publishing my favourite thing I've written in a long time, that I've been trying to write, in one form or another, for like 6 years, dating back to my undergrad. I worked really hard on the story and after being rejected for like 8 years, TNQ has finally decided to accept a story of mine. Huzzah.<P>
There's also the <a href="mcneesereview.com">McNeese Review</a>. It's an annual, so I'm not sure when the publication will be out. But the story is about mimes having sex. I know, right?<P>
<a href="http://www.and-or.org/body-electric.html">The Body Electric anthology</a> for and/or press is said to have been completed and will be out soon. It contains "Eat Fist!", which might be the best thing I've ever written, or at least top three.
Also, I wrote a book review for <a href="eventmags.com">EVENT</a> that'll be coming out in their next issue. EVENT is one of my favourite literary magazines in the whole world. They've been so generous<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsPlnz78w4Czuh5p72myocLHY-6_yQqGef5w8ll988z7rU95F9WaUG5YkNLzLSjZuPjBOW0OXpR_h5paDDofKNnD064rwqcD3ayXWYoNYMsFUbGpsWuqcgj08IdxdjOtgV9WYJrYL7-Ks/s1600/livelitreading.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsPlnz78w4Czuh5p72myocLHY-6_yQqGef5w8ll988z7rU95F9WaUG5YkNLzLSjZuPjBOW0OXpR_h5paDDofKNnD064rwqcD3ayXWYoNYMsFUbGpsWuqcgj08IdxdjOtgV9WYJrYL7-Ks/s200/livelitreading.jpg" /></a></div> in their support of my writing, I certainly owe them a crapload of hugs, and every time I review for them I'm grateful for all that they've done with me (nominating me for two awards, continuing to fire book reviews my way, even though I'm a complete fuckup and need constant harassment to get things done). <P>
Finally, I've started doing a poem a day on this <a href="http://thepoemturnip.tumblr.com/">tumblr blog</a>. You probably know this, but I don't really write poems. But now I do. And it's really rewarding.<P>
I did a reading at Flying Object last night, which is where the picture is from. I read from my story about the weird brother sister thing. You can find it on one my other favourite literary journals in the whole world, <a href="www.taddlecreekmag.com/four-minutes">Taddle Creek</a>, in its entirely. <P>
If you're reading this from Canada, I'll see you in December / January, when I cross the border and re-enter your lives.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3298564771188972841.post-27938299408453764182013-06-13T09:32:00.000-07:002013-06-13T09:32:55.951-07:00St. Petersburg Review / Taddle Creek readingSo tomorrow, June 14th, 2013, I'll be reading at the Taddle Creek launch. Details below. You should go, because there's free food and beer. Which is good.
Said it in the last post, saying it again . . .
<blockquote><a href="http://www.taddlecreekmag.com/">Taddle Creek</a> No. 30 launches Friday, June 14, at the Jet Fuel Coffee Shop, 519 Parliament Street, in beautiful downtown Cabbagetown. As is now the tradition, there will be a barbecue for meat eaters and non–meat eaters alike, and free beer, courtesy of the Good Beer Folks at Steam Whistle. As is also tradition, there will be readings, this time by the Good Literature Folks of Michael Lista, Andrew MacDonald, and the one-and-only Michelle Winters. Doors are at 8:30 p.m.; magazines are five dollars (cheap!). </blockquote>
Ta. Da.
Next item, <a href="http://drupal.stpetersburgreview.com/drupal/">The St. Petersburg Review</a> is going to publish my oncology ward love story, "Remission," sometime in the future. No date on this one. It's crazy, flipping through past contributors and seeing people like Aimee Bender, Josip Novakovich, George Saunders, and Padgett Powell. Drrrrrr. Good stuff. xo.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3298564771188972841.post-9234572609356255932013-05-22T13:16:00.001-07:002013-05-22T13:16:56.588-07:00Taddle Creek Launch / Four Minutes<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhB-5nOUAFPLfv3IRo5TrFo77H1vfw6uBIt85G0fogBVKclhFm3EDz_DEKb9cfk9MSegO_uilg3CAiagPS_b67jU36hAU5Jd2zRYB6qKoIIasNkASRPKoRlW7owEV98BUTbTvNYqMEadZY/s1600/312183_10151666836058112_376738646_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" ><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhB-5nOUAFPLfv3IRo5TrFo77H1vfw6uBIt85G0fogBVKclhFm3EDz_DEKb9cfk9MSegO_uilg3CAiagPS_b67jU36hAU5Jd2zRYB6qKoIIasNkASRPKoRlW7owEV98BUTbTvNYqMEadZY/s320/312183_10151666836058112_376738646_n.jpg" /></a>
Hey there, sportsfans. Or, you know. Whatever you are. Below are details for the upcoming <a href="http://www.taddlecreekmag.com/">Taddle Creek</a> launchxtravaganza. My story, <a href="http://www.taddlecreekmag.com/four-minutes">Four Minutes</a>, is in it. I read it in London and someone coughed awkwardly, so there you go.<p>
<b>Taddle Creek No. 30 launches Friday, June 14, at the Jet Fuel Coffee Shop, 519 Parliament Street, in beautiful downtown Cabbagetown. As is now the tradition, there will be a barbeque for meat eaters and non–meat eaters alike, and free beer, courtesy of the Good Beer Folks at Steam Whistle. As is also tradition, there will be readings, this time by the Good Literature Folks of Michael Lista, Andrew MacDonald, and the one-and-only Michelle Winters. Doors are at 8:30 p.m.; magazines are five dollars (cheap!).
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The month of June also will see the Jet Fuel host the Second Taddle Creek Art Show: Cover Star, a retrospective of original cover photos from Taddle Creek’s first decade (1997–2007) in their original context, uncropped, uncoloured, un-type-ified, blown up really big. The show will run from June 1–30, with the launch party doubling as the show’s opening.
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But back to that thirtieth issue: It’s jam-packed with new fiction and poetry by Dani Couture, Jim Johnstone, James Lindsay, Michael Lista, Andrew MacDonald, Emily Pohl-Weary, David Ross, Nick Thran, and Michelle Winters. Plus: Lorenz Peter’s ironically black-and-white comic about rainbows, Clive Thompson looks back at a hundred and thirty-five years of Acta Victoriana covers, Jay Somerset investigates the fate of the Toronto Reference Library’s film collection, Juliet Waters talks to Saleema Nawaz, and Dave Lapp makes you uncomfortable with the latest installment of People Around Here. With a cover by the Doug Wright Award–winning Nina Bunjevac!
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How could you even think of missing such an awesome night? (If you don’t show up, how will you complain that the free beer and food aren’t to your liking?) Taddle Creek so hopes to see you on June 14th.
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The drawing, which is so perfect it hurts my junk, is courtesy of Matthew Daley. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3298564771188972841.post-17213680737361247622013-05-02T09:11:00.000-07:002013-05-02T09:13:00.212-07:00Random ThingiesI should really have more of a web presence. Apparently, if you google "Andrew MacDonald writer Toronto" my picture comes up a lot. In one of them I'm drinking. That's fun, right?
In the next few months, I've got three stories coming out in three different publications:<p>
1. "Four Minutes" in Taddle Creek
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2. "Blindspots" in The Windsor Review: Best Writers Under 35
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3. "Something More Vital Than Air" in the Pilot Pocket Book.
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Not a lot of people who don't know me know this, but I'm probably leaving Canada soon, and before I do, I'm going to bombard the literary journal circuit with the stories I've been finishing / editing / sitting on for no good reason. Some of these are about . . . <p>
1. Love in an oncology ward
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2. A historical-noir set in Renaissance England, featuring two goons who have to reclaim a body (though it's actually about loving family members who disappoint you)
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3. One about two guys who try to build a particle accelerator at their cottage (though it's actually about being the family member who disappoints everyone)
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4. A woman who tries to find the perfect man for her terminally ill, recently-out-of-the-closet gay husband
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5. This dude's relationship with a girl who wants to go to Ukraine to shoot the uncle who abused her when she was younger
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6. How a prison librarian in 1980s Romania deals with HIV and a riot that breaks out (note: story features a character called the Peruvian Death Star)
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Anyway. Hopefully someone will want to accept one or all of the above for publication.
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xo aUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3298564771188972841.post-33616176532952518422013-02-18T17:11:00.000-08:002013-02-18T17:11:00.810-08:00Newsy Things<p>Time flies, don't it. This Thursday, Feb 21, I'll be reading at Fanshawe College, in good ol' London, Ontario (the real London, har har). It's kind of a weird thing - I'm going to be the only reader, and there's supposed to be a book signing, but since I don't have a book, I'll be hawking the Journey Prize Stories 22. So if you're around, come and throw tomatoes at me. I'll even let you pronounce it 'toe-maw-toe.' Anyway. Details . . . </P>
<blockquote>Andrew MacDonald
Fanshawe College Letters and Arts Society Reading Series
February 21, 2013
Andrew MacDonald was a finalist for the Journey Prize and won the Western Magazine Award for Fiction.
His writing has appeared in journals all over Canada and the United States, including The Fiddlehead, Event, Prism International, The Pinch, Riddle Fence, and has been collected in the anthologies The Journey Prize Stories 22: Canada’s Best Young Writers (McClelland & Stewart, 2010) and A Manner of Being: Writers on their Mentors (University of Tampa Press, 2013).
He also won the inaugural Adam Penn Gilders Award for Best Graduate Creative Thesis from the University of Toronto (a Fanshawe College grad).
Thursday, February 21, 2013, 2:00 p.m. Room D1060, London Campus.
Reading: 2:00 to 2:50 p.m.
Book sale and signing: 2:50 to 3:00 p.m.
The public and book clubs are welcome to this free event.
Metred visitors' parking on-site.
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It's cute that they say 'the public and book clubs are welcome to this free event.' Also newsworthy: <a href="http://www.taddlecreekmag.com/">Taddle Creek </a>graciously offered to publish my short story, "Four Minutes," in their next issue. Which is boss.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3298564771188972841.post-27567621236923319252012-12-08T07:51:00.001-08:002012-12-08T07:53:57.751-08:00ACROBATICSA story I wrote about Habit67 is in the first issue of Tightrope's literary magazine supplement thingy, <a href="http://tightropebooks.com/the-acrobat/">The Acrobat</a>. My story is the only story in it, but there are good poetries and reviews in it, too. And the website for it is weird and insect-related, which you might like.
The Acrobats is the title of Mordecai Richler's first novel. Just, you know, FYI.
Oh, a story I wrote got third place in the Glimmer Train fiction open contest. Also, just, fyi. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3298564771188972841.post-75326891681894476002012-09-06T06:45:00.001-07:002012-09-06T06:45:38.718-07:00Pilot BookProbably too soon to announce this, but I'm rogue like that. My story, "More Vital Than Air," about Jewish things and an astronaut and Ms. Ukraine, got picked up by one of my favourite literary publications in the whole country, the <a href="thepilotproject.ca/">Pilot Pocket Book</a>.
You're probably wondering why this thing is so amazing. Aside from being a sassy little thing you can keep in your back pocket, you mean? Peep the mission statement! Go on, I say! Peep!
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Pilot Illustrated Literary Magazine is a Toronto-based periodical with a mandate to print primarily new storytellers, poets, and artists from Canada and beyond. Pilot has an expressly aesthetic approach. Each story and poem is illustrated by professional artists and illustrators. Each volume includes portfolio pieces from our contributors in beautifully rendered black and white.
Pilot is more than just a publisher. It is Pilot’s contention that the work of artists and writers improves when supported by a strong community. We feel that you will enjoy the Pilot Portrait Pages, which replaces the traditional bio section with well-crafted written and pictorial portraits.
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I'm hoping this portrait thing will make my bust look bigger.
All for now.
-aUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3298564771188972841.post-53575043405567778142012-08-14T13:21:00.001-07:002012-08-14T13:21:38.412-07:00From the reading.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Me at the reading last night, saying something about the C word that isn't cancer.
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3298564771188972841.post-29319032058205605652012-08-10T09:08:00.001-07:002012-08-10T09:08:29.967-07:00Reading: FHP Launch PartyI'll be doing a reading this Monday at The Peacock, where my friend Katie Jordan will be launching her debut collection of poetry. Rumour has it I'll be the only fiction reader there.
Anyway, the details live on facebook:
<a href="https://www.facebook.com/#!/events/178947142237846/">FHP Launch Party: Commentary on a Non-Existent Self-Portrait</a>
Deets:
<blockquote><i>Come celebrate the launch of Katie Jordon's debut chapbook with Frog Hollow Press, Commentary on a Non-Existent Self-Portrait. Cover art and illustrations by Hayden Menzies.
The evening will be hosted by The Peacok at 365 King West (basement). Doors at 7:30pm. Readings by Claire Caldwell, Andrew MacDonald, Sarah Pinder and Katie Jordon at 8:30pm.
Limited copies will be available for purchase. They can also be ordered through the press. http://www.froghollowpress.com/catalogue.html#Commentary
Free snacks and $4.50 bar rail.
Hope to see you there!</i>
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I don`t like readings all that much, but every so often I say yes and do them. So. Get it while it`s hot. It being listening to me read something.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3298564771188972841.post-72569943776702943072012-06-12T16:32:00.000-07:002012-06-12T16:32:31.393-07:00In which I reread Breakfast of Champions and think about itThe other day I decided I would go back and read some of my favourite books. I don't reread books very often; sometimes I just reread passages, so I can copy a particular style or get inspired. With whole books, though, I'm more interested in reading something new, so can learn something new. A conversation on television got me thinking: if I read a book that I enjoyed when I was younger, would I still enjoy it right now?
The conversation on television was about Kurt Vonnegut Jr. One half of the conversation, someone a few years older than me, said that Kurt Vonnegut is a young man's writer. "You can only possibly like him when you're young. There's a certain point after that where he seems juvenile. You can still enjoy him, but in a nostalgic kind of way." The other half of the conversation didn't add much.
I read a lot of Vonnegut growing up, even before I started writing. I wondered if the man on television was right. I started rereading <i>Breakfast of Champions</i> to find out.
The book is about Vonnegut's sci-fi writer Kilgore Trout and Dwayne Hoover, a rich man who believes he's a machine. Hoover reads a book by Kilgore Trout and goes nuts. The book's narrator is also a character in the story; in fact, the book's narrator has actually invented all the characters in the book and the books circumstances, only his control is vague and incomplete.
The novel is filled with little sketches and Vonnegut's trademark language. It sounds like it's written for someone who hasn't done a lot of reading.
Anyway, I should say that I don't go much for the postmodern stuff, especially these days. I don't like experimentation all that much, either. With the caveat that I know I'm making a broad generalization, it seems to me that a lot of experimental writing is written by a lot of lazy writers who denigrate things they secretly know they can't do well, like telling a story people want to read.
There are obviously exceptions to that. <i>Breakfast of Champions</i> is an exception. Somehow, I like it just as much as I had eight years ago, when I first read it. A good piece of art lingers, and I have a feeling that BOC is going to linger with me even more now that I understand how slyly complicated it is.
It's about death, and about the absurdity of life, a subject it shares with three other novels that I really like and will probably reread (<i>Catch-22, The World According to Garp</i>, and <i>One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest</i>. The thing about Vonnegut's best writing is that his unconventional form never overshadows the base humanity of his characters.
Maybe I'm being too hard on experimental writing. Nicole Krauss's <i>The History of Love</i>, to use a contemporary example, has been called experimental. I would argue that Krauss shares with Vonnegut a concern with human beings, with breaking their hearts. And <i>Breakfast of Champions</i> is heartbreaking, in its own way. It makes me think about bad things that have happened to me and the people that I love, in a way that makes me laugh and be okay with laughing. I think that's a rare thing.<a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/46/BreakfastOfChampions(Vonnegut).jpg/200px-BreakfastOfChampions(Vonnegut).jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear:left; float:left;margin-right:1em; margin-bottom:1em"><img border="0" height="301" width="200" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/46/BreakfastOfChampions(Vonnegut).jpg/200px-BreakfastOfChampions(Vonnegut).jpg" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3298564771188972841.post-79644677933538115382012-05-06T16:55:00.002-07:002012-05-06T16:55:55.823-07:00Many ThingsIt's been too long, I think. But I always say that. What have I been up to? Working a lot on this novel, which is the last I'll say about that, plus stories, plus, you know, what I do in real life, which is teach high school and freelance as a content development consultant. That's a real thing that's close to technical writing.
There, see? We've been dating for so long that I thought it was time for you to get to know me a little better.
Since I usually only post here when I have news about my writing, I guess I'll have to share news about my writing. First, and sadly, Other Voices, the Alberta-based journal who accepted my story about old people, is closing its doors FOREVER, which means my poor story has no home. If you want to buy it from me, I can sell it to you. I think you'll like it, but then, it's tough to account for taste. I'm not sure I have good taste, either.
Anyway. News number two is that <a href="http://windsorreview.wordpress.com/">The Windsor Review</a>, who I never thought would publish me because Alistair Macleod was their fiction editor and I think he would really hate what I write, has picked up a short story of mine for their Best Under 35 issue. That sounds really impressive, right? Then, when you think about it, what it actually means is that they cut the submission pool drastically. Still. Sounds nice. <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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The story is called "Blindspots" and it's about a relationship between two people trying to have a baby, and the man has no functional sperm, so they need to go the way of artificial insemination. So good stuff. I should also mention that <a href="dangerousliterature.blogspot.com">Spencer Gordon</a> has some poems in it, even though he didn't mention I was in the issue too on his blog. He's great and I'm happy to be in there with him. Poet Mat Laport is also in it, but he doesn't have a web presence so I can't link you to him. He's also good. There's going to be a video of us reading eventually, so you'll be able to see me move and talk and be animate, instead of the faceless presence I am on this blog.
Good! Good. Oh, and the latest issue of <a href="www.riddlefence.com">Riddle Fence</a> is out and has a story of mine in it.
Double-Oh is that I read the most recent volume of <a href="http://www.mcclelland.com/jps/jpa_news.html">The Journey Prize Stories</a>. They selected one of my stories awhile ago for their 22nd incarnation, and it was / is / remains an incredible honor. Anyway, in number 23, you should read two stories: Seyward Goodhand's "Fur Trader's Daughter," which only lives in print, and Michelle Winters' story "Toupee." It lives online <a href="http://this.org/magazine/2010/01/22/fiction-toupee-michelle-winters/">here</a>.
Okay, that's all, that's it for now. Back to writing financial education manuals for me.
xoUnknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3298564771188972841.post-11692238688679029242012-01-27T17:31:00.000-08:002012-01-27T17:43:24.525-08:00Riddle Me This<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieboNSN3lpel-7HEZPw26MxYmBgI5XPwfg8cayVQwDqbibCP4OjSkflRA107RauyoAOJUC02SD3_VtttstPMVGUFoenENuDZYLdExg0axBLLzkr-JQhGojehY5BBVas2AQDW-C84qWaNc/s1600/Riddle_Fence_journal.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 163px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieboNSN3lpel-7HEZPw26MxYmBgI5XPwfg8cayVQwDqbibCP4OjSkflRA107RauyoAOJUC02SD3_VtttstPMVGUFoenENuDZYLdExg0axBLLzkr-JQhGojehY5BBVas2AQDW-C84qWaNc/s200/Riddle_Fence_journal.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5702492502893041858" /></a><br />Well hello there. Some little bits of news to report. First, old standby "Eat Fist!", a well-travelled short story that originally appeared in Event, has been scooped up by the Body Electric anthology, put out by <a href="http://and-or.org/body_electric.html">and/or Publishing</a>. Nifty! More recently, <a href="http://riddlefence.com/">Riddle Fence</a>, a great great journal from out east, scooped up my short story, "Up, Away, Here, Gone," for their March 2012 issue. How do I know RF is great? They published <a href="afsullivan.blogspot.com">Andrew Sullivan</a>'s slick short story, "Stray Dogs." So. Good stuff.<br /><br />Not good? I missed my flight to Tampa today by not showing up early enough, and by having a disgusting passport. I had to switch my flight to an 8pm (later delayed to 10pm) shitshow to Orlando. My ride back to Tampa probably wants me dead. So does my bank account. The switch cost me $230 extra. <br /><br />On the brightside, I wrote 5,000 words as punishment. And watched four episodes of Jersey Shore (spoiler: Vinny peaces out). Oh, and I started reading John Irving's new novel about a bisexual dude! I scammed an ARC. I sort of wish he would stop writing about sex with older women and characters who are writers.<br /><br />Anyway. I'll be dressing like a pirate this weekend, as per Tampa's <a href="http://www.gasparillapiratefest.com/">pirate festival</a>. Good day.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3298564771188972841.post-31411703379263912662011-11-27T12:30:00.000-08:002011-11-27T12:40:21.158-08:00Hodge Podge, plus Divinity Gene reviewS'looking like I'll have an essay in an upcoming anthology of writers writing about their mentors called <em>A Manner of Being: Writers on Their Mentors</em>. Unsure if it's official or not, but I'm excited and wanted to share my excitement on my blog, which is this place. My essay is about how mentoring someone is like figuring out the best way to get someone off. I think it makes sense, and sounds less pervy, in context. <br /><br />Anyway.<br /><br />On a completely unrelated note, Diane Arbus is creepy. I'm reading about her in this book:<br /><br /><a href="http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Books/Pix/covers/2011/10/17/1318852439990/An-Emergency-in-Slow-Motion-.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 140px; height: 215px;" src="http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Books/Pix/covers/2011/10/17/1318852439990/An-Emergency-in-Slow-Motion-.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />She's weird and her pictures make me feel bad about myself and the world, kind of like Radiohead. In any case, I have her pictures taped to the wall above my writing desk.<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.cbc.ca/books/booksandauthors/assets/bookjackets/large/DivinityGene.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 140px; height: 217px;" src="http://www.cbc.ca/books/booksandauthors/assets/bookjackets/large/DivinityGene.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br />This thing below is one half of a review I wrote for MTLS, where I look at two short story collections. You can find the entire review <a href="http://mtls.ca/issue10/writings/reviews/andrew-macdonald">here</a>. <br /><br /><br /><br />The Divinity Gene<br /><br />by Matthew J. Trafford<br /><br />Vancouver, BC: Douglas & McIntyre, 2011<br /><br />192 pp. $22.95<br /><br /> <br /><br />Distillery Songs<br /><br />by Mike Spry<br /><br />London, ON: Insomniac Press, 2011<br /><br />160 pp. $19.95<br /><br /> <br /><br />In her stint as guest-judge for The Giller Prize, British writer Victoria Glendinning railed against Canadian literature for being too boring, too regional, too . . . Canadian. In her eyes, we Canucks lack imagination, a willingness to take risks. See, for example, this excerpt from a piece in The Globe:<br /><br />It seems in Canada that you only have to write a novel to get grants from the Canada Council for the Arts and from your provincial Arts Council, who are also thanked. Complaints were once voiced that most shortlisted Giller novels emanated from just three big-name publishers, all owned by Bertelsmann, and that virtually every winner lived in the Toronto area. Now, many of the submitted authors, and their rugged subject matter, hail from Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland. That’s maybe because small publishers too are now subsidised, and they proliferate. If you want to get your novel published, be Canadian.<br /><br />Though one can concede that maybe, just maybe, Ms. Glendinning has a point, it’s also clear she hasn’t read Matthew J. Trafford or Mike Spry. The Divinity Gene, Trafford’s debut collection, is a wicked fusion of Italo Calvino and the kind of funky grist you’d find in McSweeney’s, while Spry’s own debut collection, Distillery Songs, is a welcome knee to the groin of anyone who says that Canadian’s can’t be funny, subversive, or over-the-top.<br /><br />The stories in The Divinity Gene tend to go one of two ways. Either they’re intensely creative pieces – a dance club run by angels demands of its patrons an odd sort of bartering, the son of a fisherman watches as dad slices open a mermaid – that challenge perception, or more conventionally realist stories where character trumps concept.<br /><br />While the cover blurbs praise The Divinity Gene’s imagination, this reader found the glitzier pieces at times lacking. Take iFaust, for example. Here a new app for iPhones lets its users sell their souls for material ends. Once our justly-warped minds regain their natural shape, we start to consider the lives in the story. The problem, I suspect, has to do with length, lay-out, and what Trafford chooses to dwell on; (too) much of the story deals with the glamour of the Faustian narrative trajectory, at the cost of actually getting to know the characters.<br /><br />Another story, “The Grimpils,” offers a plot almost as absurd as the story’s title: the call of a mysterious writer draws friends and family of our main characters to Paris, where, it turns out, they’ve somehow been assimilated into an odd kind of cult. They become, to use Trafford’s term, ‘grimpils,’ a play on the word ‘pilgrim.’<br /><br />The story never quite transcends its conceit. When Canadian Richard visits the American embassy for answers, his plea for help sounds almost comical. “We’re here to talk to you about a very serious situation,” he explains, and he’s right: if someone close to me flew to Paris, heeding the siren-song of some writer, and became a weird nihilistic fanatic, I’d be concerned, too. But the sense of loss swirling at the story’s core gets lost in what feels like a running joke, while the seemingly superfluous inclusion of footnotes gives the impression that what we’re reading is actually some kind of science experiment.<br /><br />Again, the story is strongest when Trafford focuses on the emotional cores of his characters and limits the time we spend vacationing in Absurd-istan. The shared grief of Richard and co. is heartbreaking enough to almost transcend the story’s silly conceit, and the ending, I have to admit, arrives with surprising power.<br /><br />Stronger are more subtle stories like “Thoracic Exam,” which brilliantly uses a medical exam as a narrative frame, and “Forgetting Helen,” where our narrator, who has literally spent his entire life in a library, might have found his Helen of Troy roaming the stacks. In both cases, Trafford never loses sight of what this reader considers the most important part of story-telling: making me care, truly, about the people he’s created.<br /><br />To my eye, two stories stand out from the others as evidence that Trafford can tell one hell of a story.<br /><br />“Past Perfect” follows its queer lead as he struggles to comprehend his partner’s descent into dementia. There are no otherworldly creatures, no supernatural occurrences, no blinding pyrotechnics, just a man who loves another man who is dying, their relationship masterfully captured with a subtlety often at odds with the rest of the collection.<br /><br />Impressively, Trafford manages to do something similar with “The Divinity Gene,” the story that probably first got the author noticed when it appeared in the brilliant Darwin’s Bastards, a collection of Canadian speculative fiction published by the same folks who put out Trafford’s debut.<br /><br />The conceit isn’t entirely unfamiliar: some intrepid scientist breaks down Jesus’ DNA, spawning an entire race of Christs who behave in weirdly opaque ways. The story takes its time, developing into a surprising meditation on grief, spirituality, and humanity. Surprising, I say, because a lesser writer might milk the Christ-resurrection angle to gimmick proportions. Not Trafford. Once he’s got logistics out of the way, his attention shifts from Godliness to base humanity, where the inner struggles of Maciej, the man who cracks the ‘Divinity Gene,’ force the reader to ask big questions about faith and the capacity to hurt and hurt others.<br /><br />The story anchors the collection and proves that, when he isn’t playing mad scientist, Trafford can work wondrous, heartfelt alchemy, a skill he shares with Chris Adrian, an American writer known for playfully bending reality. Like Adrian, recently named one of the New Yorker’s best writers under 40, Trafford juggles humour, sadness, and an often delicious sense of the surreal. The result, fictions that play to either mind or heart but rarely both, suggest that Trafford has the potential to become a force in Canada’s literary world. He just needs to slow down and listen to his characters, first and foremost.<br /><br />[First published in <a href="http://mtls.ca/issue10/writings/reviews/andrew-macdonald">MTLS</a>]Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3298564771188972841.post-25299234889951556352011-10-31T07:13:00.000-07:002011-10-31T07:17:28.790-07:00PRISM-matic (Now in technicolor!)<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8uLQ3tIPCEkw-spDXR_u3r85R-s8AuP5ecX3Ynq-o_7nj30oalkHGOKUqPesIBum0IgMtXWY0kVEQGuA6yMJ47tT1zKbksX_JqTMYSIQkCseRxe3wljcQeV-YvLDRgkiJgpNXpjaH4mo/s1600/prism-cover-medium.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 133px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8uLQ3tIPCEkw-spDXR_u3r85R-s8AuP5ecX3Ynq-o_7nj30oalkHGOKUqPesIBum0IgMtXWY0kVEQGuA6yMJ47tT1zKbksX_JqTMYSIQkCseRxe3wljcQeV-YvLDRgkiJgpNXpjaH4mo/s200/prism-cover-medium.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5669660199490988434" /></a><br />Fresh from the seedy underbelly of Canadian literature comes "Krupkee, on a Molecular Level," a short story of mine published in the recently-released new issue of <a href="http://prismmagazine.ca/">PRISM International</a>. Gazooks!<br /><br />I've already mentioned this, but the story is about a Ukrainian punk band on the run from the law. It also features alcholic toilet water.<br /><br />Much as I'd like to explain what that means, you should probably just head to your local magazine, book, and journal distributor and pick up a copy of the magazine to read for yourself. As a bonus, you'll be supporting two industries that badly needs you support: literary journals in Canada (yay!) and me ( *crickets* ).<br /><br />xo!<br /><br />- AndrewUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3298564771188972841.post-59220813484984528982011-10-26T11:57:00.000-07:002011-10-26T11:59:46.134-07:00MTLS<a href="http://www.cbc.ca/books/booksandauthors/assets/bookjackets/large/DivinityGene.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 140px; height: 217px;" src="http://www.cbc.ca/books/booksandauthors/assets/bookjackets/large/DivinityGene.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Another bout of blog left untended. Shame on me. Shame shame. Especially when I have a review of Mike Spry's Distillery Songs and Matt Trafford's The Divinity Gene online in the latest edition of MTLS. <br /><br />Interested in what I have to say? That's sweet of you to say. You can sate your review-lust <a href="http://mtls.ca/issue10/writings/reviews/andrew-macdonald">here!</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.aelaq.org/mrb/images-reviews/Distillery%20Songs%20cover%20RGB.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 96px; height: 154px;" src="http://www.aelaq.org/mrb/images-reviews/Distillery%20Songs%20cover%20RGB.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3298564771188972841.post-53428179477175252232011-08-09T06:40:00.001-07:002011-08-09T06:41:22.192-07:00Review: The Reinvention of the Human Hand by Paul VermeerschPoetry Review
<br />Andrew MacDonald
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<br />The Reinvention of the Human Hand
<br />by Paul Vermeersch
<br />Tonronto, ON: McClleland & Stewart, 2010
<br />88 pp. $ 18.99
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<br />Toronto-based poet and former Lampert Award nominee Paul Vermeersch returns with The Reinvention of the Human Hand, a book of 38 pitch-perfect poems that test the boundaries between man and beast. The collection follows The Fad Kid, Burn, and Between the Walls, showcasing Vermeersch’s trademark wit and an artisan’s talent for crafting thought-provoking poems from the most unexpected of materials.
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<br />In “The Painted Beasts of Lascaux,” the “Yellow ochre horses” painted on cave walls may predate starships and the centaurs of our imagination, but they sing the primordial song “that’s been snarled in your heart – breaking it, / trying to pound its way free – for your entire life.” Meanwhile, an ostensibly benign encounter with the natural world in “A Scorpion in Alcohol” introduces “a venom so subtle, it lingers / and threatens to ruin you still,” the realization that the realm of the bestial might just be closer than we think.
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<br />Time and again, Vermeersch asks us to re-examine where we place ourselves in relation to the natural world. Not surprisingly, a number of poems hinge on our relationship to primates. In “Twenty-one Days with a Baboon Heart,” for example, an ape – the most striking of “our primordial reflections” – gives up its heart to fix an ailing human infant. More Orwell than medical miracle, the transplant brings with it the spectral presence of an animalistic “fear what we cannot know.” Though the poem appears to end rhetorically – “how long / do you suppose she survived with their terror?” – Vermeersch cleverly embeds the answer in the poem’s title. A longer piece, “Ape,” suggests that the aforementioned terror might be of our own making. Broken into three sections, the poem addresses mankind’s exploitation of its nearest link, concluding with actual dialogue between Michael, an ape capable of speaking sign language, and researchers eager to learn the fate of Michael’s mother. From Michael’s harrowing account, you almost wish they hadn’t asked.
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<br />Like much of the collection, “Ape” confronts its reader with some heady, deeply troubling philosophical questions about what it means to be human. Which is not to suggest that Vermeersch can’t make us laugh; comedy has its place in the collection, but only at the service of provoking more self-analysis. “Last of the Blondes,” a clever riff on recessive genetics, asks Ingrid, the world’s sole natural blonde, if her birth will be “co-opted / by governments and syndicates?” Will she become “their Golden Child, their Chosen One, their Brand?” We laugh at the absurdity of Ingrid’s celebrity status. Laugh, that is, until our flaxen-haired Everywoman’s dissolution into legend leaves us wondering what—existentially, biologically, and culturally—a world without blondes would mean. Another poem, “Three Anthropomorphic Studies,” features a familiar trio of Warner Bros. cartoon characters consumed by an almost existential despair. Here again, the gap between man and beast dissolves.
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<br />At times Vermeersch seems to laud the natural world, envying the way it has “mastered the arts of giving and taking,” (a doozy of a line from “Ode to Amoebus Proteus”), while poems like “In the Glorious Absence of Gods” and “Boys Who Envy Werewolves” point to the disastrous consequences in store for those who ignore their primeval selves.
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<br />If the collection has a weakness, it’s that the poems may cohere a bit too much, offering slightly different takes on a thesis that Vermeersch has no trouble proving in a single go. But that is a minor quibble. Both a swan song to our shared primordial past and an examination of how the animal within thrives in spite of, or perhaps in retaliation to, our best efforts to subdue it, The Reinvention of the Human Hand might very well be the year’s most astute meditation on human nature and its lingering past.
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<br />(Originally published in <a href="http://www.mtls.ca/issue7/writings-review-macdonald.php">MTLS</a>)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3298564771188972841.post-17267374708613806382011-07-15T11:40:00.000-07:002011-07-15T11:42:56.957-07:00Review: I'm a Registered Nurse Not a Whore by Anne PerdueFiction Review<br />Andrew MacDonald<br /><br />I'm a Registered Nurse Not a Whore<br />by Anne Perdue<br />London, ON: Insomniac Press, 2010<br />258 pp. $19.95<br /><br />I’m a Registered Nurse Not a Whore, Anne Perdue’s provocatively titled debut, is a collection of eight funny-sad short stories about the lengths we go to find love in a world of pawned dreams and everyday catastrophe. Perdue’s characters are jerks, spazzes and obnoxious boozehounds. They cuss, kvetch and refuse to play nice. But they are also expectably human and just as susceptible to the wiles of hope and love as the rest of us.<br /><br />In the “Escapist,” for example, expert tourists Doug and Shar wreak havoc in the Caribbean. Here, as elsewhere in the collection, the narrator is a roving shifty-eyed third person, binding itself to the story’s dynamic duo while doling ample helpings of snark and discontent. Not only do we dislike Doug and Shar, we have all met them in some incarnation or another. They are the goons who butt in front of us at the supermarket, the lushes who come to parties empty-handed and drink all the good stuff. While Doug heaves himself dramatically on an ice sculpture in an effort to drunkenly protest paying for a bottle of expensive wine, the perspective shifts to his wife Shar. Watching on, she weighs the pros and cons of getting yet another divorce before deciding to stand by her red-faced, steak-craving man. Somehow Perdue convinces us to suspend judgment of her creations, if only for a second. There is nothing left to do but gape at these marvelously complementary specimens in wonder. <br /><br />Then, there are the protagonists of “Dry Well,” Keith and Heather, hapless first time home-owners desperately trying to stay financially and emotionally afloat. Between the mice, the busted furnace, and Keith’s career-woes, there is not much the pair can do but scratch their heads and hold each other tight. In one memorable scene, they frolic in an inflatable backyard pool until an errant nail deflates their fun. And then the rain comes. Even here, in a ramshackle house that refuses to be fixed, the human spirit endures. The ending, a brilliant recounting of the flawless trajectory of a gummy bear, is well worth the wait and proves that, even at its bleakest, the universe can still serve up grace. <br /><br />Sally Snow, the main character in CA-NA-DA, is perhaps Purdue’s most striking creation – a whirling dervish of quirk and emotional spasticity. Middle-aged and awash in her own life mistakes, she urges her slacker of a son, Lyle, to get a life. She even offers him a cool grand to take the MENSA membership test with her. But Lyle is content working at the local shooting range, chumming up with illiterate rednecks, and Sally’s attempts to buy him over only widen the gulf between them. The story really comes alive when Sally welcomes Ruth, a Haitian billeting in Canada with her baby, Joe, into her house. It is not giving too much away to say that Ruth becomes vinegar to Sally’s baking soda, her presence being just what the proverbial doctor ordered to bring the story to a climax. <br /><br />On a technical level, Perdue has commendable writing chops. It takes a special kind of artist to cuss like nobody’s business and still sound smart. Junot Diaz manages it, Mordecai Richler, too. Add Perdue to that list. When she is not crafting sensual metaphors and provocative imagery, Perdue drops F-bombs with aplomb. Moreover, each story is meticulously crafted and well structured. Any one of these tales could light up the big screen with their evocativeness.<br /><br />If I'm a Registered Nurse Not a Whore has a flaw, it is Perdue’s occasional lack of sympathy for her characters. They are not the most likable people in the world, and I cannot help but wonder whether a bit more narratorial compassion might go a long way in endearing them to us. But that is a minor irritant in an otherwise splendid work. Manic but never gratuitous, I’m a Registered Nurse Not a Whore is a brave, sly and touching meditation on sharing an imperfect world. Perdue’s characters learn, like the rest of us inevitably do, that no matter how far we fall, as long as there is company we can at least enjoy the ride. <br /><br />(Originally published in <a href="http://www.mtls.ca/issue8/writings-review-macdonald.php">MTLS</a>)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3298564771188972841.post-13335532700134916842011-07-08T12:43:00.001-07:002011-07-08T12:43:55.677-07:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk3mXLnaduL-BWNOjmzBLpN6r8B48fajgn_4Qy_SYXy6Br-M7dSbOgi1oAzpGMZzGj5hC-_1025crdgjbA89yj4JwNU7OcakdapV6u_lk7JcZ5UP1DvCQ9LaNY7hfJKGi8TQE_jQGnOhk/s1600/medium-cover-4941.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 133px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk3mXLnaduL-BWNOjmzBLpN6r8B48fajgn_4Qy_SYXy6Br-M7dSbOgi1oAzpGMZzGj5hC-_1025crdgjbA89yj4JwNU7OcakdapV6u_lk7JcZ5UP1DvCQ9LaNY7hfJKGi8TQE_jQGnOhk/s200/medium-cover-4941.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5627069573427071218" /></a><br />Two items of note. First and fore, my review of a pair of novels, Combat Camera and the Evolution of Inanimate Objects, can be found in the current ish of Event. Deets <a href="http://www.douglas.bc.ca/visitors/event-magazine/reviews.html">here</a>.<br /><br />Also, PRISM International has picked up my story, "Krupkee, on a Molecular Level," for a future issue. It's about a Ukrainian punk band on the run from the authorities after the lead singer puts the son of a political high-up into a coma. Other features include mysterious toilet alcohol, a plane crashing into the steeple of a church, and several reference to genitals. At its heart, though, it's about fatherhood and redemption. Seriously.<br /><br />Will keep you updated, you interwebs you.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3298564771188972841.post-58882152743492127962011-05-23T10:01:00.000-07:002011-05-23T10:03:52.982-07:00Katrina Barton Best: Bird by Bird interview<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/187027_690069376_3983851_n.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 180px; height: 241px;" src="https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/187027_690069376_3983851_n.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />My interview with Commonwealth First Book - Canada and the Caribbean Region - Award winner, Katrina Barton Best, is up and atom in the latest issue of <a href="http://puritan-magazine.com/currentIssue.php">The Puritan</a>. Read! Wonder! Enjoy!<br /><br />Link to the pdf can be found <a href="http://puritan-magazine.com/13/A%20Brief%20Conversation%20with%20Kristina%20Barton%20Best%20by%20Andrew%20MacDonald.pdf">here</a>.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3298564771188972841.post-311509394953627982011-04-30T05:22:00.001-07:002011-04-30T05:23:32.481-07:00Review: Sarah Court by Craig DavidsonOriginally this was going to be in Broken Pencil. Now I'm not so sure. Anyway, it's a book that deserves to be read, so I'm just posting the review here. Salut.<br /><br />* * *<br /><br />Sarah Court<br />By Craig Davidson<br />ChiZine Publications<br />308 pages<br />$15.95<br /><br />Reviewed by Andrew MacDonald<br /><br />Populated by a surprisingly endearing rogues gallery of boxers, drifters, sex addicts, basketball dads, dog fighters, and repo men, Craig Davidson's debut collection, Rust and Bone, was a stiff knee to the groin. Painful to read but, in some bizarre way, utterly mind-bending. When I heard Davidson's new collection, Sarah Court, had just been released from estimable publisher ChiZine, I stocked up on some frozen peas, bought a bottle of cheap rye, and sat down for what I hoped would be a visceral, testicle-swelling experience.<br /><br />Sarah Court follows five families living on a single squirrel-saturated block a stone's throw from Niagara. You have daredevil Colin, dead set on going over Niagara Falls in a barrel. A few doors down neighbours Saberhagen and Fletch Burger throw their children into a boxing ring and call for blood. Meanwhile shoplifting Patience, her basement famously destroyed by a local pyromaniac, discovers a toilet-bobbing infant in the local department store's loo. And there's a box that might contain a demon, too. <br /><br />Heady stuff? Yes ma'am. Good writing? You bet your ass.<br /><br />Present are all of Davidson's pet themes: failing fathers and flailing sons, the relentless clawing to absolution, an utter disregard for the frailties of the human body. Short of Barbara Gowdy, nobody else in Canada writes about the down and out with Davidson's signature blend of tenderness and tough love. <br /><br />If I could venture a single whisper of criticism, it would be that too often characters blur together. Maybe it's because they all speak a uniquely Davidson dialect: terse half-sentences followed by insanely rich, almost imagistic figurative observations. It's no knock on the stories themselves, each of which stands tall in its own right. As an interwebbed collection, though, they gel a bit too much, if you get my drift.<br /><br />I refuse to end with criticism of any flavor, though. Sarah Court is just that good. Canada needs more Davidson. Help facilitate more Davidson by buying this book, reading it on the subway, and showing it to people who like to read. Or people who don't like to read. Like Chuck Palahniuk, Irvine Welsh, and Charles Bukowski, writers to whom Davidson is often compared, he possesses the unique ability to make readers out of high school drop outs and grease-spattered fry cookers. And while Sarah Court will inevitably deliver a few dodgy uppercuts to your kidneys and gut, the organ it will expertly, lovingly abuse is your my heart.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0